Why would anyone pay dedicated server money on "cloud forum" solutions?

[Smartea]

37 Euros for a 3600 amd processor on Hetzner.

0 dollars if you use a cpanel free alternative, more if you use a paid one.
7 dollars if you use a shared one but i get being suspicious of it.

Why, would you pay in the upwards of a hundred dollars a month just to have 0 control over your own computing resources.

I swear, cloud forums have to be the biggest ripoff for tech ignorant people.
Why would anyone pay dedicated server money on "cloud forum" solutions?

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